Which Way is the ElePHPant Pointed?
Cal Evans

PHP has come a long way since it’s days as a handful of Perl scripts. These days it powers some of the most powerful applications on the web.

Let’s take some time to look at where we are, and where things seem to be headed. We’ll discuss some new tricks the elePHPant has learned, and consider some we hope it will learn soon.

Oh, and I’ll tell ElePHPant jokes. Here’s one to get you started.

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.

Yeah...I’ve got a LOT more. 🙂